Office by Alex Penny
Having.Emotion.And.Really.Trying.
Finals
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Ricky—
Ricky—
RickyThe RICKY PLAN
Attention ladies, sign up today if u want the Ricky plan
What is it? It guarantees HIM your MAN!!
Faithful, fun and his love is guaranteed
Call him now if you’re in need
But this goes out to one girl and one girl only
Call him now if you’re lonely!!!
Credit or no credit you’re already approved!!!
This insurance policy guarantees your life together will be smooth
So call him now at 310-592-985 and 6
He will laugh with you, defend you and hold you, even when you’re sick!
HE will call u late at night just to tell u the slightest bit of news
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Don’t know what love is, Ricky will teach it to you
That’s what the Ricky plan was created to do
So sign up today for the Ricky plan because it’s a good start!!!
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Just sign with your heart <3 on the dotted line…
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All Ricky wants you to do is:
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the number one silent killer of people
no its not a heart attack either
its about putting stuff off til later
its whats stoppin you from writing that paper
you’re probably reading this, as you just put off something
well I’m glad i can give back to the community
In fact im putting off sleep right now
I’m so sleepy i don’t know what im syainkdhhpo chicken beer COWS!!
uh-0 look like i dozed off a lil bit
procrastinating is the shiz nit!
Ima keep writting about procrastination until i find something better to do
or maybe i should finish it later and watch scooby doo
but surely i cant stop in the middle of a poem
that would be
Never nude Blue man,
money in banana stand
cut-offs and STEVE HOLT!!!
Biig Crush on cousin
Stair car,beware of hop-ons
not trick, ILLUSION!
